Told by Jemma
“Mom, you look kinda glowing when you’re pregnant. Can I take a picture of you?”
Me: “Wait…! Where you going?”
Mom: “Gotta barf!”
I just finished my RCM 6 piano exam and now I’m at book 7!
Just gotta say… my toes are so cute!!
Tegan’s always runnin’ out of my room saying there’s scary monsters under my bed.
What is wrong with this kid?
It’s just my dolls!!
Omg. I saw it. The unicorn aurora!!!!! Omg omg omg omg!
I’m a night owl so I don’t mind going out at night. And now I can drive and get there supa-quick!
Omg omg omg omg! There he issssss!!!!1!11!!!1
“We meet again, Domino.”
“I know the sun’s coming up, but don’t go!!!” 😦
“Dom-in-o, where did you go? Where did you go… They call him… DOMINO!! Won’t you please stay and be my ba-bayyyyy!”
Okay that last part was gay.
Oh! Speaking of which. After school I overheard Daddy chatting to Grayson and his ‘girlfriend’ who’s really just his girl-slash-friend cause she already got a boyfriend.
“Do you think, son, maybe you might, you know… go the other way?”
He’s gotta be gay. I mean look at the way he dressed for his prom. That’s way too stylin’ to be hetero.
Me: “Guess what! I saw the unicorn last night!”
Mom: “Guess what! I’m pregnant!”
I knew it!
Tegan showed me her phone pic of her new little friend. It’s baby Tristan from Stevan’s adopted family, all grown up now! He’s the black baby that was always out in the grass whenever Grayson or I would go to Stevan’s. Poor neglected baby!! But he looks cute now.
And I FINALLY found Stevan. “I’m sorry Jemma, I’m just so busy with work lately, it’s crazy, ya know?”
BONUS VIDEO 1: Jemma practices piano
BONUS VIDEO 2: Jemma feeds Domino some produce.
BONUS VIDEO 3: The unicorn disappears so Jemma serenades him on her guitar.