Told by Jemma.
I think Daddy’s still sleeping. I feel like playing the bass.
“I wasn’t doing anything.”
“Oh yeah, I was just expecting this call…” (Not.)
“Hello? Chad who…? A date?”
“Uhhh, okay sure I can meet you there I guess.”
Daddy: “Who was that?”
“Just some guy who wants to go on a date with me.”
Daddy: “Aren’t you seeing Stevan?”
“Well yeah but… I’m allowed to see other people aren’t I? I’m an adult now.”
“Yes but… I don’t like the sound of this.”
“But put my bass away first. And put some clothes on, for Plumb’s sake!!”
Hmph. I’m an adult now. I can do what I want! I decided to wear my casual clothes ’cause it’s a midday casual thing and all. I mean, a grown man wants to date me? I must be getting popular or something.
Cripes… is this the dude that called me?
“Uhh, hi I’m Jemma.”
Dude: “I know who you are.”
‘Kay, so I totally didn’t know he would be old. And a vampire. And wearing a creepy trench coat and hat. Is he like, a private investigator or something?
“Yeahhhh… you know what? I made a mistake. There’s somewhere else I’m supposed to be.”
Creepy dude: “No worries.”
“I know where you live.” Okay, so he didn’t say that last part but that’s what I imagined he said.
And stay the hell away, dude.
Ohmygod… what was that about??
“And don’t call me again, creep!”
Shit. Now what? What if he was looking for fresh young adult blood…?
“STEVAN!?! Where are you?”
“Can you come get me please?? NOW! There’s this vampire guy and I think he might follow me. HURRY!”
“Jemma? Are you okay?”
“Jemma, it’s me. I told you I would age up soon.”
“STEVAN!! Thank you for coming so quick! Omigosh I was kinda scared.”
“It’s okay baby, I’m here to protect you.”
Me: “Ooooomigosh, you look so good!”
“Thanks baby, so do you.”
“But you look better.”
“Hahahah, oh stop.”
“Hey, let’s take a picture with my new smartphone.”
We decided to go eat here at the coffee shop again. Gosh, I can’t believe how good he looks. And he’s mine. ALL MINE!!
“Oh and by the way, I just joined the police force. That’s my car.”
“Now I can really protect you, baby.”
Is it bad that him saying that makes me kinda horny?
“That’s super hot.”
“Hee hee. I liked that. Do it again.”
BONUS VIDEO: Jemma rocks the bass. I think she deserves to play Daddy’s bass. Don’t you?