Told by Mom.

So guess who came home pregnant?

Yep. Little miss Jemma.

I must say I was shocked to find out, and surprised that she and Stevan were woohooing already. But then excited about my beautiful Jemma having a baby. But then feeling anxious about me being a grandma. Cripes, there were so many emotions. You’d think I was hormonal. I do think Stevan is very sweet, but he can be a jerk to Jemma sometimes. Telling her he’ll come over, then suddenly changing his mind saying something ‘came up’. Yeah right, what came up, Stevan?  Dammit, I could shake that boy sometimes!

I’m suspecting she might be a little depressed. She sleeps a lot more than I did with any of my kids so far. I’d still be out dancing whenever I could.

I wondered if she might have been better off with Derrick Wen.

Sunny and Borage had a party (they never showed up first or last–maybe they were off in the bedroom) and I had a little chat with Derrick there.

“Hello, Mrs. Watley! You look mighty nice tonight. I like the red tips.”

“Well aren’t you the little charmer!”

“It was this box of color stuff that Sunny recommended to me. You can get it at Sim-mart. It’s just temporary though. It’ll fade in a few days.”

“Oh, but listen to me going on and on. Have you talked to Jemma yet?”

“Jemma, where are you? Your charming and handsome friend Derrick is here.”

“Mom I was in the next room. Would you quit flirting with my friend?”

“Fine, miss Pregnancy Hormones.”

“Hi Derrick. You look nice.”

Derrick: “Are you trying to flirt with me? You’re pregnant and you got a boyfriend. Besides, your mom’s hotter than you.”

“Rude!”

“Come on Mom, let’s go home.”

Yeah that went well, didn’t it?

“What the…!?”

Rude! She went on without me!

“JEMMA!!!! GET BACK HERE!!”

Anyway, the color faded and the hair cracked so I got myself a temporary wig.

“What? Why’d you just zoom in on me?”

“Ohhh-kay, what’s going on?”

“Dammit.”

Insta-fat.

“I’ll get you for this, Garrick.”

“Garrick, did you replace my pills with a placebo?”

“No, my sperm are just fiesty!”

“Sure.”

…

“I’m sexy and I know it.”

“Did you even get any leaves raked today?”

“Anyway, you know Jemma’s pregnant too, right? There’s gonna be a lot of babies around.”

“Really?!?!”

“Hey I figured out how to take selfies. Let’s take a picture.”

“Ugh. I should never kiss sideways like that. Try again.”

“Okay, one more just to be safe.”

“That’s better. Tag me in that one.”

…

And no, we didn’t forget about you, baby Blue!

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