Told by Tegan.
It’s too early to be up. Need… coffee…
But YAY! We’re on our way to China… finally!
It’s so beautiful here!
Dad and I played a bit of handball, while Grayson…. ahh, who cares.
Of course, we can’t go to China and not do an adventure, right?
“This is AWESOME!!!!!!”
Grayson: “It says we need supplies. A tent, food, and perhaps a shower-in-a-can. We need to go back.”
Me: “Yeah I guess Grayson was right. He does have the Genius trait, after all.”
Dad: “Yes he does. You should listen to the man.”
“DO…. YOU…. SPEAK-AH…. SIM… LISH?”
“…Fine okay, sleeping bags will do. I don’t know how to put up a tent anyway.”
“I’m here to learn martial arts.”
Martial Arts-type Man: “I cannot teach you. You must learn yourself and be taught by the magic of the skill factor.”
“But I can teach you a song.”
“Barrn ta glarn feld chum…….. UGHHH, wait now.”
“Barrnnn ta glarn feld chum cha wayyyyyyyyyy! Did I get it right?”
“DAD!! I was supposed to learn martial arts first!”
“You were too slow.”
“Oooo-kay. So now what…?”
Gotta train some more.
“I’ll just pretend that stick is the head of a monster.”
Daddy eventually skilled up and got his first belt and a cool outfit!
Then I did too!
I am teh master. Dragons and monsters, beware.
Dad and I met up with Grayson again later. I think he was playing chess all day. Like you would in China… if you’re a NERD!
“Hey, let’s take a picture.”
“Thanks for taking me to China, Dad. You’re pretty freakin’ awesome!”
Stay tuned for the sequel!
BONUS VIDEO #1: Tegan learns the Chinese song, with only minor difficulty.
BONUS VIDEO #2: Tegan sings by herself. Chinese lady approves!