Told by Tegan.
“Hey Dad, you wanna spar?”
“You think you can beat me, huh?”
“In the bathroom, really?”
Dad: “It’s got cool echos.”
Dad: “A-ha! I skilled up!”
“Now I am Teh Master.”
“I respect that. Seeing you’re a man and all.”
“Barnnn ta glarn feld chum cha wayyyyyyy!”
“I love this place!”
I gotta make some notes for when I do my chapter on Mom’s blog.
“Hey, do you know something about a key to get into the tomb?”
He helped me out, and said I had to report back to him. Then I dunno why, but I just felt like playing the violin.
Isn’t it awesome?! Mom got it for me at the Renaissance fair a while ago. It was my late teen birthday present (very late), along with my rad orange scooter.
(My rad orange scooter)
Anyway it was our last day in China, so I rounded up Grayson again.
Grayson: “You sure you got all the right supplies? Cause we could have just as much fun renting a movie or something…”
“Brother. I got this.”
“Now… there’s a keyhole…”
Grayson: “Ur a keyhole.”
“I watched Simdiana Jones too, you know.”
“OH..mygod… Gray! Look at this!”
“I guess it’s here for the taking.”
It took us a while but we eventually figured out how to move the statue thingy around to open the doors.
“How come I have to do all the work?”
“Cause I’m the lady and I’m just s’posed to pose and look pretty and not get sweaty.”
“Teg! More treasures!!”
Grayson eventually got tired and had to have a nap.
We got through a few more doors but then I had to sleep too. I dunno what he was doing.
“WHERE AM I!? MOM?!?”
“Oh well, Grayson’s gone. I guess I should keep going. I wonder if there’s a secret passage in this well.”
“SHIT!! That’s cold!”
“But oh so worth it!”
“By the power of Grayskull…. DOOR, OPEN!!”
“Well well, lookie here.”
“I found the relic! Heh heh. I am Teh Master Adventurer.”
“I wonder if Grayson made it out.”
“And how do I get this thing in my backback?”
“I found the buddha thing.”
“IT IS A SACRED PIECE! IT IS NOT A THING!!!!!!’
Holy hell, man.
I… just… don’t…
‘Dear Tristan. I had a great time in China with my dad and brother. Maybe you and I could hang out when I get back… well, if you want to that is. I think ur nice.’
BONUS VIDEO #1: Dad and Tegan Spar
BONUS VIDEO #2: Tegan teaches Dad the Chinese Song
BONUS VIDEO #3: Tegan’s First Try on Violin (taken before the China trip, she’s improved slightly since. Bitta chaos in the house…)