Told by Sharona the Simgod.

Who is that little baby in there?

Oh, it’s Phoebe!

Come out, little one, so we can see you.

She loves her little toy horsey.

“Clippy clop!”

Awww.

Phoenix Jr.’s favorite toy is the yellow car.

“Voooom!”

Guess who’s come to town? It’s Phoenix’s sister Page! She is living just down the street (and incidentally, quickly paired up with her-daughter-in-another-Sim-dimension’s man Desmond Flake).

Welcome, Page.

“Ew! Someone’s diaper smells!”

Phoebe: “BOAT!”

“Good of you to come help out, sis.”

Jemma: “Wooo! I need all the help I can get!”

Page: “Did I say I was here to help?”

Also grandma Shar is here for baby ‘support’.

Aww, dat face.

“Hey, little guy.”

“You’re just a little bundle of cute!!”

Page: “I wanted to pick him up!”

Jemma: “Guys, there’s two babies you know! One for each of you.”

…/

While all this baby loving was going on, a large ominous black cloud had covered the middle of the city near the town hall and science centre.

The buildings were impenetrable. Nraas was inaccessible.

No one dared go near the area for fear that the loud and incessant circus music would rampage their eardrums and drive them truly insane.

It did me. Damn that music!! What the @$)/?!

So who ya gonna call?

Yes, that’s right. Phoenix the Ghost Buster.

Was it a coincidence that not too long after he rolled a wish to join the ghost hunting career, this strange ghostly mass appeared?

I think not.

Did you find any long lost ghosts of Nova Park, Phoenix?

“No, but I banished one, two, thr—”

“… ONE ghost!”

Okay. One ghost is not that hard to count.

“It’s all for dramatic effect, you know!”

Okay then.

Phoenix didn’t seem so happy upon returning home.

“It’s that incessant music!”

“Oh, hi honey. I banished my first ghost tonight.”

“Aww, that must have been scary.”

“Yeah, it was kinda spooky.”

“You must be tired.”

“Yeah, I am.”

“You know you’re hot when you’re all, banishing ghosts and stuff.”

“Really? I got a ghost we can banish if you wanna join me in the bedroom.”

“I thought you were tired.”

“Welllll…”

And yeah… you know where that went.

~//~