075 Jemma’s Epic Bachelorette Party, Part 2 (03-14-14)

Told by Sharona the Simgod.

Jemma tries her hand at the bar.

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Tegan: “Do you think those taste any good?”

Mom: “Probably not.”

“You should get on the bar.”

“Perhaps I will.”

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“YES!”

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All very excited just the same.

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“I think we’re already drunk, Mom.”

“I think we are.”

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Jemma: “I think they were talking about me.”

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“A-ha. Here we go.”

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“This is how you make a Sex on the Beach.”

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“Flavoured with just a bitta crazy.”

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“And some energy drinks should keep us going all night.”

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The party is going pretty good.

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Tara: “Why are you not dancing? And you got dressed?”

Borage: “Because this party is lame. No one came to look at my sexy body.”

“It would help if you were out here with the rest of us.”

“Oh.”

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“Please someone come and admire me!!”

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Stop sulking and get undressed again. Thank you, that’s better.

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Blue: “WE NEED MORE NAKED MALE DANCERS AT THIS PARTY!!”

Taken care of, Blue.

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Jemma went inside because Phoenix and the kids had come home.

Jovanna: “Why is there so much noise out there?”

Yeah, she is not much of a partier… yet.

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“Hi baby!”

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Meanwhile, Quincy is getting his groove on.

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Emmy, stop laughing at the party dancer!

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Doesn’t he look good with his light sparkling over the water!

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Borage: *yawn* “This party’s lame.”

Quincy: “That’s cause you’re not getting the attention, dickhead.”

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Borage: “You’re a dickhead.”

Quincy: “I love you too, man.”

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“This party sucks! There’s no where to put my stereo!”

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“Oh, hey sexy lady in the red dress, can I take a picture of you to jerk off to later?”

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Shar: “What the hell did I put in this drink?”

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“Who? What?!”

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“Oh man. Totally got the spins there for a second.”

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Borage: “Hey Shar.”

“Shit! Don’t frighten me like that!”

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“Hey, are you pregnant?”

“No. Why do you ask?”

“I dunno. That just looks like a pregnant dress.”

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“What? Really? Do I look fat in this?!”

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“Maybe a little.”

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“Rude!”

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Tegan: “Time to crack the kegger!”

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Damn, Blue. Maybe you should have just hired that bartender, Jemma.

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Shar: “I dare anyone to drink those drinks!!”

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Jemma: “Time for a fizzy nectar toast!”

“Don’t you dare open that on me. You’ll mess up my hair!”

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“I’m warning you! It curls when it gets wet.”

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Jemma: “Too late mom!”

“Aaaaaaah! All over my pretty dress!”

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“Heh heh, okay it was kinda fun though. Who cares about my hair now, right? We’re all drunk and beautiful.”

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“That’s right.”

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Still more partying to come…!

~//~

4 thoughts on “075 Jemma’s Epic Bachelorette Party, Part 2 (03-14-14)

  1. Wooot! Mama’s gotta save the day. 😀 Hehehe Borage would be familiar with mat wear wouldn’t he? 😛 Not really polite to ask a lady that but ya know, it is how he is, lol. 😀

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