Told by Sharona the Simgod.
The last we left off at the bachelorette party, Tara and Sharona were among the last ones standing. It was nearing 7 am by now.
Oop, and there is another straggler!
“Hey, I wonder where Blue’s going.”
“Hehe.. she looked totally out of it!”
We figured we should follow to make sure she was okay.
Shar: “Oh, so there’s those nasty drinks you made. Or.. tried to make.”
“Did you hide those in here so we wouldn’t see how much you were drinking?”
“Nuh-uh. I forgot about them, honestly.”
“Uhhh… how many did I have tonight anyway?”
*random drunken squeee*
Blue and Tara go at the karaoke.
While Sharona smustles!
“HAH! OH YEAH!”
“What a beautiful day!”
Emmy: “I wonder is there anything to eat?”
Emmy: “On second thought, I’ll just have another beer.”
Blue is having breakfast though.
“Thanks! YES of course I’ll come to your next party!”
Um, Emmy, you don’t want to drink that, trust me.
“Booo! Tegan is still sleeping! Wake up, beeeotch!”
Everyone had their rounds at karaoke.
I guess Blue had enough. Oh look, the paper girl is here!
Tara and Shar do a keg stand. These girls are relentless!!
Shar: “That was kinda cool.”
Tara: “You alright?”
“As good as it gets.”
“Awesome. Gotta go, see ya at the next party!”
Now Lucy goes for the last drink!
Hah. Tegan, that’s what ya get for sleeping in your sleeping bag in the middle of the hot morning sun.
“Damn it! How’d I get sunburned through the sleeping bag!?”
Yer own fault for camping out there!
Yep, that’s gonna hurt later.
“Hey Lucille, you’re up!”
And so are the babies!
Oh stop whining Phoenix, and go make the girls some brunch.
Meanwhile, Lucy does a keg stand with Sharona.
“HOW COULD YOU DROP ME?!”
“Now I bet my mascara is all messed up.”
It’s was okay after because they went inside to pillowfight.
Morning shenanigans continue in the final part…