084 Jovanna’s First Kiss… Sorta (05-20-14)

Told by Jovanna.

Me and Esme were chatting in school the next day, and we decided to go to the burger joint together, after we were done our afterschool activities.

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Me: “So, is Cyrus coming?”

“I dunno, was I supposed to ask him?”

“Yeah, I thought he was gonna come and maybe bring a friend for me, or we were gonna try to find me a date so we could double date.”

“Oh.”

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Me: “Well, why don’t you text him?”

“Okay.”

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While we were waiting for Cyrus, I saw a familiar blonde head.

“Hi Grammy!!”

“AAH! What?!”

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“Sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you, Grammy.”

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“Oh thats okay, seeing it’s you, sweetie. But ya gotta stop calling me Grammy. It makes me feel old. Remember, it’s Mama Shar.”

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“Okay Gra— I mean, Mama Shar. That actually sounds silly, ’cause you’re not my Mama.”

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“Whatever!”

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My grammy was pretty silly.

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After talking with her a bit, I went back to Esme and by that time Cyrus was approaching us. Wow, I really did think he was cute, but I didn’t tell Esme that of course.

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“Yiiisss! What’s up, chicks?” Cyrus said with a fist pump. Oooo-kay then.

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“Hi Cyrus.”

“Oh hey… Jeremma? Jo… Joanna?”

“It’s Jovanna.”

“Right! I knew that.”

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“Awww, look at that cute baby over there!!” Esme said. “I think I know him. I gotta go see… be right back!”

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And she was gone, leaving me with this boy again. Great. I didn’t do so well last time, but maybe now I could redeem myself and perhaps have a more successful conversation.

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“It’s nice to see you again.”

“You too, Jovanna.”

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Wow, he was really, seriously muscular. And sooo tan! I suddenly wanted to touch his arms.

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Of course I would never do that.

“So do you like our new school? Like, since moving up to junior high?”

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“Yeah, it’s alright. But smartness doesn’t really run in my family. I’d rather be doing something with my hands.” —those oh-so-muscular hands— “Oh, there’s my girlfriend again. You should go tell her to leave those babies alone.”

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Yeah, there were a lot of random people with their babies here.

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“Hi Esme. I think Cyrus wants to talk to you.” I had kinda forgot that we were supposed to be looking for another guy for me… and not Cyrus.

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Esme: “What?! Were you guys talking about me? What’d he say?”

“Nervous much?”

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I felt like getting adventurous. I don’t know why.

“Yeah, he needs you to prove his love to him.”

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I really wanted to prove my love to him… but unfortunately he was taken.

“What do you mean?” Esme asked.

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“If you mean I should go and kiss him… I got a better idea. We are looking for someone for you. So I dare you to go and kiss someone.”

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“What, just anyone?”

“Yeah, just go and kiss a random stranger. I dare you.”

“On the lips?”

“Yes, of course on the lips.”

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Darn. What was I supposed to do now? I was offered a bonafide dare. To kiss someone… random?! On the lips!!

Well, there’s my grandpa. His cheek I could manage, but not the lips. Ew. That would be seriously weird.

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And that guy… he looked like an Indian tribe chief. No thanks.

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“There’s no one here our age. But I suppose I could kiss Cyrus. You don’t seem to be interested in kissing him.”

She gasped. “You wouldn’t!”

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“You dared me, didn’t you?”

“But…!”

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“Hey, where you going, Esme?!”

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“Hey again. I’m not sure if Esme still likes you.”

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“But she told me to give you this.”

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“Mmmmph!”

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“What the…? Did you just kiss me?!”

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“Well duh! Did you like it?”

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“What the hell! I don’t even know you! And Esme is my girlfriend!”

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“Sorry! She dared me!!!”

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“Hmph! I’ll have to talk to her. But you got some serious issues. I’m outta here!”

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Hmm. I shoulda kissed that Indian guy.

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But it was fun though!

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6 thoughts on “084 Jovanna’s First Kiss… Sorta (05-20-14)

  1. lol well Jovi is a little pushy about the whole “I wanna boyfriend” thing but I guess that’s typical of teenage girls. 😀
    Hehe “Mama Shar” 😀
    rotfl “smartness”
    Yeah kissing grandpa would be weird, even if he is super cute. 😛
    hahaha how messy, she probably should have kissed the other guy.

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